You're never too young to read AARP.

Oh, hey. Look at this.

(Hint: If you don't know what you're looking for, read the words by the little blue birdy.)

Yeah. Yeah, that's me. I'm @emilyjbenson, obvs. And my fine thoughts were published in AARP The Magazine.

Be jealz. And, e-mail me regarding autograph requests; I'll tell you what's what and how to get your copy signed. (But first, go buy the issue, duh.)